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Bolster Your Creative Arsenal

Don’t have the time? Don’t have the chops? Just need a boost of creativity from an outside perspective?

I’m your guy.

I’ve spent nearly 15 years writing copy for Fortune 500 companies and companies that had yet to make $500. I’ve been on the agency side and client side. I’ve helped sell motorhomes, grain contracts, golf course equipment, Mexican food, and season tickets for a football team that went 3-9 the previous season. I can probably help you, too.

Focus on what you do best

Leaders know how to delegate. So do lazy people. Either way, I’m here to make you look good. Let me help you do your job better by improving your marketing and communications, sparing you the time and energy to do what you do best.

Make molehills out of mountains

I can go from zero to expert in a hurry. Before my first ag assignment, I didn’t know what a margin call was; I had never even been on a farm! But I did my homework, asked the right questions and, in the end, helped move a lot of grain. I pride myself in writing about complicated products and services in a compelling fashion that anybody in the target audience can understand.

Want to learn more? Contact me or check out my portfolio

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Frequently Asked Questions

How much do you charge?

I generally charge by the project. Contact me for an estimate.

Can you help me design my website/brochure/tattoo?

No, but I have a network of design professional I work with and trust that do glorious work. I can handle most projects from start to finish, if desired.

Why did you become copywriter?

Because I’m not talented enough to be a professional golfer. Plus, I enjoy it, I’m good at it, and I revel in spiting my English teacher who tried to kick me out of the honors program in 8th grade.

So if I, like, write a book, you can copyright it?

Um, no. Some people simply mail a copy of the book to themselves. Smart people contact a lawyer.

Infrequently Asked Questions

Who is the Prime Minister of Ecuador?

Ecuador does not have a prime minister, but its current head of state is President Rafael Correa. Fun Fact: The Prime Ministers are a mildly popular Ecuadorian rock band. Their first single, “Smoking Monkeys,” was a Top 10 hit on MTV Latin America.

What are the minimum performance standards to be eligible for induction into the Professional Bowlers Association Hall of Fame?

All player inductees must have won 10 PBA Tour titles or 5 PBA Tour titles, including two majors and been a PBA member for 20 years. But admission is only $9.50 and is open to anybody.
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